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Joke of the Day

"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."

"Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA? Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks."

"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."

"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."

"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"

"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."

"Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot."

"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."