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Joke of the Day

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"Purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka Not as effective as NyQuil"

"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."

"that I like being lazy more..."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"