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Joke of the Day
"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."
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"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"
"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."
"[presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record? CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11"
"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"
"I swallowed two pieces of string yesterday I shit you knot"
"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."
"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"
"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."