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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."

"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"

"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"

"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"What is green and goes backwards at 1000 miles per hour/ (Snorts)"

"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"

"What does a guy with a big dick have for breakfast? I figured you wouldn't know"