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Joke of the Day

"i asked my girlfriend what she would do if i won the lottery She said: i would take half of it and run away Then i replied: ok i won 10 dollars here's 5 now get the fuck out"

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."

"If I was a cannibal I'd only eat women. Because they're seedless."

"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !"

"This beautiful woman is winking at me. Now she's using the other eye. Never mind, she's just falling asleep."

"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."

"Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days."

"I am so lonely The only ex I have is in my chromosome XY :/"