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Joke of the Day

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."

"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"

"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."

"ANCHOR: Now over to Mike for the weather. ME: IT'S REALLY WEATHERY RIGHT NOW, CARL, WITH MORE WEATHER TO COME! THAT'S IT FOR THE WEATHER!"

"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."

"id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth"

"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"