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Joke of the Day

"This beautiful woman is winking at me. Now she's using the other eye. Never mind, she's just falling asleep."

"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."

"I don't mind being back on my meds... I just think it's sad that at the same time all the dogs in the neighbourhood stopped talking to me."

"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."

"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"

"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"I might have Alzheimer's... ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Men ask us if we're naked when we tell them we're taking a bath. THAT'S why they pay more for their car insurance."

"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"