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Joke of the Day

"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !"

"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"

"Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!"

"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."

"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."

"What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard."

"So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?"

"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""

"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."