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Joke of the Day
"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."
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"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."
"Why did god make homosexuality a sin? Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter."
"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"
"When a women says ""What?"" its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change your answer"
"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
"I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster look at it and think 'Im gonna eat that.'"
"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."
"a misunderstanding teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence? little johnny: my sister has ten buttons on her shirt but she can only fasten eight"