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Joke of the Day
"If I was a cannibal I'd only eat women. Because they're seedless."
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"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved"
"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."
"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."
"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"
"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."