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Joke of the Day

"How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit? Periodically!"

"911: what's your emergency? me: what's YOUR emergency? 911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before! me: jk I've been stabbed"

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."

"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."

"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots."

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"