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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !"

"Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)"

"[looks up from laptop while updating resume] son, you're good with computers ""I'm alright"" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?"

"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."

"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say ""You're an idiot"" to just about anyone you walk past."

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"