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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

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"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"
"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."
"What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind."
"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"
"Another day, another nope."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"
"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."