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Joke of the Day

"I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights He got out of his car and said ""I'm not happy."" I replied, ""Well, which one are you then?"""

"Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado"

"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."

"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."

"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"

"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."

"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."

"Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? ""Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."" In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious."

"I'm an apathetic druggie. I'm always high on crystal meh."

"Mazda's marketing slogan is ""We Build Mazdas."" They decided on it after rejecting others like: ""Mazdas Are Cars"" and ""Buy Mazdas With Money"""