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Joke of the Day

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."

"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out."

"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"

"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."