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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."

"Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower."

"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."

"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"

"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."

"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"

"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"