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Joke of the Day
"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."
"What does an egg say at a party? omelette"
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"
"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."
"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"Oh, I see you're an extrovert. Sorry, we can't be friends. I already have a friend who's an extrovert. One of you is enough."