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Joke of the Day

"Who is a chemist's favorite Game of Thrones character? Stannous Baratheon."

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"

"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"

"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"Did you hear about the Mime Murders? It was an unspeakable horror"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"

"What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard"