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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"
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"No Soap. Radio!!!"
"Sex Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes You Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service, And Sometimes You Have To Be Happy With Self-Service"
"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."
"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"
"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."
"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
"Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine doctor. Doctor: Oh really? Mary: Yes she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"""I'd tap that."" ~tap dancer, about a song he really likes"