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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"
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"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."
"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."
"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."
"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"
"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."
"Scariest thing ever The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!"
"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."