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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"

"Two mens are under a tent Two men are under a tent when one of them ask the second one: -Are you masturbating? -Yes why? -Then can you use your penis instead of mine?"

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view."

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"

"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."

"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""