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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. Wear aluminum siding."

"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""

"Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked."

"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."

"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."

"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"