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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
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"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"
"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"
"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."
"My parents say I'm too materialistic... Sent this from my new iPhone 6s Plus by the way."
"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."
"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"