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Joke of the Day
"If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. Wear aluminum siding."
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"Drop what you're doing right now and go take a look at tonight's moon in the iPhone weather app. Gorgeous."
"What is a bee Know any bee jokes"
"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""
"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""
"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""
"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"
"Do you want to hear a Knock Knock joke? Okay, you start it."
"Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot"