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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""

"I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health... My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it wrong."

"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves."

"The non-Spanish version of Ambien is called Amgood."

"I tried to rob a binoculars store today... But they saw me coming a mile away"

"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."

"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"