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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"
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"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."
"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."
"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."
"Hubs: "" Few glasses of wine tonight hun""? Me: "" Yeah, I had a glass of red"" Hubs : "" Just one eh"" Me: "" Well I use the same glass"""
"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."