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Joke of the Day

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."

"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."

"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."

"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"

"Tripods with two legs I can't stand them."

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"

"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."

"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"