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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the news? The guy who invented predicted text died. His funerals on funfair"
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"I call my friend the revolving door When it comes to girls, he just can't close"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I'm behind the wheel. Did anyone die?"
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"