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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
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"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"
"The ultimate aphrodisiac? Rohypnol ""An aphrodisiac is a substance that increases sexual desire"" Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam"
"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."
"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"
"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"
"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."
"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."