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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
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"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"
"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."
"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
"Why don't bald guys with beards just walk upside down?"
"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."
"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."
"That's how I ended up with a polytheist child I started with several theist children, asked them to hold tight to one another and sprayed them with a catalyst."
"Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles..."