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Joke of the Day
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
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"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who's Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*"
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"I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic. I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered. Edit: delivered."
"What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was? Blue, you racists"
"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"
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"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."