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Joke of the Day
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
Next Joke
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... ...and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here."""
"Some fairy tales start with ""once upon a time"". Others start with ""If I won the elections""."
"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."
"What do you say to a motivated ghost? That's the spirit!"
"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ""Well, that's not going to happen."""
"[Burger Lounge] Server: Are you 27? Me: OMG NO I'M 39 THANK U SO MUCH U MADE MY DAY Server: I meant your order number, ma'am."
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"
"People don't realize that Ikea catalogs are also a book of baby names. Anyway, I'm late to take FLARDFULL and ODMJUK on their play date."