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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"

"I went to a zoo the other day, all they had was a dog... It was a shihtzu. Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout 4 for this knee-slapper."

"What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella"

"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""

"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."