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Joke of the Day

"I call my friend the revolving door When it comes to girls, he just can't close"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."

"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."

"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"

"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"

"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."

"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Helium doesn't react."

"me: honey, I'm home! [shuts door] girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder me: if you say so [slams door]"