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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? Mourning wood"
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"Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq."
"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"
"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."
"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."
"Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know"
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"Why was President Banana of Zimbabwe elected? He had great appeal. - Courtesy of my dad."