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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
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"At some point during texting, a text is sent that means: ""This is the end of the conversation. I'm gonna do something interesting now."""
"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."
"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."
"What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does."
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."
"What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!"
"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Drugs, normally."""