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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite."

"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""

"My idiot friend wanted to get into porn. He heard that the camera adds ten pounds."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."

"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."