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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."

"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"

"Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that."

"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"

"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."

"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."

"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."