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Joke of the Day
"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."
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"Find out if the NSA is listening to your call by singing SWEET CAROLINE and if more than one voice responds with bum bum bum THEN YOU KNOW"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless."
"I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know."
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."
"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."
"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."