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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."
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"'Joe whats that package ya got today?' ""ITS MY BOOK ABOUT CLOCKS. I ORDERED IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO"" 'Well its about time, right?' ""RIGHT"""
"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."
"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."
"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"I called the fortune-teller for an appointment. She said ""We will meet at 2pm"" ... I didn't go"
"This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight."
"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"