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Joke of the Day

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"

"Knock knock. Come in."

"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""

"[Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*"

"Holy shit you guys. Twitter works outside too."

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"

"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"[2 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective: Curiosity killed them but how...*dies* ~later~ [3 dead cats on ground] Cat Detective II: How di...*dies*"