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Joke of the Day
"I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth."
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"What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy? [Works every time] What's a mattababy? Nothing what's a matta with you"
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
"The little old woman who lived in a shoe... ...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached."
"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."