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Joke of the Day
"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"
Next Joke
"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."
"""Oh snap!"" - branches"
"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"
"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"""How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"""