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Joke of the Day

"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"

"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"

"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"

"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen."

"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"

"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"

"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."

"Hiding from people at parties is my cardio."