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Joke of the Day
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
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"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
"One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny."
"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."
"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"
"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"I tried being polite by holding the door open for a lady She kept yelling, ""I'm peeing in here!"" What a bitch."
"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"