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Joke of the Day
"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."
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"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"
"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""
"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"
"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."
"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."