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Joke of the Day
"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."
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"What's the difference between heroin and foot long dicks? Your mom isn't addicted to heroin."
"I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch."
"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."
"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"
"What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? He gets taller"
"Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking."
"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"