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Joke of the Day
"Hiding from people at parties is my cardio."
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"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""
"Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!"
"I just saw a spider on the wall, I went to hit it -- it just fell and ran away. I was all, 'Oh my God, he knows what I look like.'"
"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""
"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."
"""Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"" [ sigh ] ""You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."" [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]"
"Of course most gay men dress well... they spent more than enough time in the closet!"