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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."

"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."

"the restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang, it just means I can't be within 50'. We could still play catch or frisbee or something..."

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"My wife said ""If you switch off the light, I will take it up the ass."" She let out a scream. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first..."