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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"

"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"

"Really not sure why people tell me to ""be honest"" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce. *shrugs*"

"How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."

"My mother told me if I dislike someine, I'd have to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they tried to get me, I'd be a mile away and they'd have no shoes."

"#rubbishjokes I don't like Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."