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Joke of the Day
"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
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"A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""Get me a cold one."" The bartender gives him my girlfriend."
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
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"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."
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