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Joke of the Day

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"

"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."

"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"

"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"

"whats the most popular drink at a nude beach? Sunny D"

"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."

"What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."