9635
Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."
Next Joke
"Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much..."
"Italy in the 2014 FIFA world cup What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag? Ones in a cup"
"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"
"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"
"What did the poles do during world war two? They held the telephone wires off the ground."
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."